Friday, July 06, 2012

GHOST IN THE PHONE

Damn you, iPhone. Damn you for proving Descartes true. You have now sent blank text messages to two people, showing me how you feel about them. I had to apologize for you today. This was not good. Why can't you send a blank blue bubble to someone random in the contacts list, like my agent or the sheriff?

Don't make me go all Android on your ass. I don't want to go slumming, but I will if I have to.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Your cell has a crush, your cell has a crush....or 2.