Friday, July 06, 2012


Damn you, iPhone. Damn you for proving Descartes true. You have now sent blank text messages to two people, showing me how you feel about them. I had to apologize for you today. This was not good. Why can't you send a blank blue bubble to someone random in the contacts list, like my agent or the sheriff?

Don't make me go all Android on your ass. I don't want to go slumming, but I will if I have to.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Your cell has a crush, your cell has a crush....or 2.